“The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.” PeopleWorldProblemStupidStupid People Author:Carlos Mencia
“What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.” StupidJokesComedianSophisticated Author:Carlos Mencia
“Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.” PeopleKnowsMeanSongStupidStupid PeopleRetardedMentally Retarded Author:Carlos Mencia
“When I was young and didn't have money, I liked gambling because winning and losing was fun for the rush of it. The amount of money that I would have to put down now to get that rush, there is no f'ing way I'm going to do it. It's just stupid. I would rather get that rush some other way.” WayYoungWinningFunStupidAmountLosingGamblingWinning And Losing Author:Carlos Mencia