“In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you're a Mexican. In Florida, you're a Cuban. In New York, you're a Puerto Rican. And I come here and I find out I'm an Eskimo.” IfsNamesNew YorkTexasFloridaMexicanCuban Author:Carlos Mencia
“We dropped two bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, and the name of the plane that delivered the weapons was the Enola Gay. Do you know why? Because we wanted them to know that they were about to get boned in the ass.” KnowsTwoWantedNamesGayWeaponsAssPlanesBombsDo You KnowHiroshima Author:Carlos Mencia
“If you're Filipino, you're the beaner of the Asian community 'cause you're just like us. You're indigenous people that got banged by some Spaniards. That's why you have names like Kwan Ping Del Toro.” PeopleIfsNamesCausesCommunityAsianIndigenousFilipinoIndigenous PeopleSpaniardsPing Author:Carlos Mencia
“If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.” IfsSchoolNamesGoalToughGradesCandy Author:Carlos Mencia
