Charles M. Schulz: Conversations
A source page for quotes linked to Charles M. Schulz.
“Whenever the sun is shining, I feel obligated to play outside!”
“I can't get that Little Red-Haired Girl out of my mind. ~ Charlie Brown”
“Sometimes all we need is a little pampering to help us feel better...”
“a little offending never hurt anybody”
“Everytime there’s a good suggestion, someone brings up the budget.”
“Life has its sunshine and its rain, sir... its days and its nights... its peaks and its valleys...”
“That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.”
“Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.”
“A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing day after day without repeating himself.”
“I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.”
“Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.”
“All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!”
“Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.”
“All you require is adore. But just a little chocolate at times will not damage.”
“The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.”
“When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.”
“Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy. How can I ever forget them.”
“It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.”
“The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.”
“Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.”