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Famous David Letterman Quotes
“Last month Mitt Romney raised $76 million. He found it in an old sport-coat pocket.”
“Holyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.”
“I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.”
“I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame.”
“Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.”
“Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.”
“Mitt Romney looks like an American President in a Canadian movie.”