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Famous David Letterman Quotes
“Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.”
“Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.”
“My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money.”
Source: Late night with David Letterman: the book
Source: Late night with David Letterman: the book
“New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.”
Source: Late night with David Letterman: the book
“I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.”
“President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?”
“Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.”