“People tell ya to grow up… be a man… But what does that mean exactly? Doesn’t it mean to do the right thing… act forthrightly. Well… I think we need to give people money… UBI… Negative tax… whatever the hell you call it. And then parents say, hey, stay out of Politics, WE’RE NOT FROM AROUND HERE… Fine. Where are we from? Belarus? Okay. Well we’re from Belarus, why couldn’t we get UBI in Belarus? Parents say shut up, the President’s a dictator. Oh? Well, call me an idealist, but seems to me like you’re just looking for shit to complain about and run from your problems. A word of advice to potential immigrants. Stay away from this shit hole. These American schools tend to pump out sluts, alcoholics, and non-binary homeless philosophers.” PhilosophyPoliticsImmigrationHypocritesNonbinaryUniversal Basic IncomeMoral DecayJordan B PetersonMilton Friedman Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“We had an interesting conversation with one of my Accenture managers toward the end of my tenure there. Something about sandcastles. Well, thank God, he got my point. It’s not a REAL job. You don’t NEED to update your stupid Oracle every 3 years. It shouldn’t be so fucking hard. It’s just debits and credits, isn’t it? What we need to do is find out which jobs in the economy are ACTUALLY essential (bartenders, for instance), pay those people a good wage, and give UBI to everyone else so they can go to the fucking bar. Simple.” CastlesAlcoholismWaste Of TimeDo The Right ThingUniversal Basic IncomeFuck WorkSandcastlesAccentureWaste Of Talent Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“of course I pray. I pray every fucking day. Sometimes, the answer's no. I pray that I get more pussy. I've met Homos that got more pussy in college than me. WTF God? WTF??! Dead people got their Stimulus checks and I didn't get shit. God, what the fuck are you doing?” PrayerTheologyConfusedIrsCovidGetting Laid Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“my kids never saw me drink any alcohol. I have zero kids and Im pretty good at hiding my booze too.” ParentingLooking GoodAlcoholism Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“[in response to the idiotic Mike Brady Ted talk] OF COURSE immigrants are unemployable!!! Didn't they tell you? We win LOTTERIES! to come to this shithole.” ImmigrationBakingHuman TraffickingScamsFuck WorkMoronsWorkers Of The World Unite Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“These days about the worst job you can have is be a US military man. It's so shameful. You're so expensive, yet so completely useless. You know you can't fuck with Russia because they'll just start blowing nukes up for shits and giggles. And you can fuck with China because they probably have a shitton of biological weapons stashed in every Chinatown to take out most US population very, very quickly. At least that’s what I would do, and THEY are a lot smarter than I am. So you keep busy and pretend to be useful by killing Arabs in caves and shit, cuz that seems like a pretty low risk adventure. but... even that's gonna come back and bite you in the Ass eventually... these things usually do...” StrategyMilitary Industrial ComplexUs MilitaryGod Bless AmericaCatch 22Thought Experiments Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“oh.. if we ever had American saints, I would say they were Marilyn Manson, Kurt Vonnegut, and Jimmy Dore. FULL STOP.” SpiritualityDo The Right Thing2025 Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“Tim Ferriss, Rogaine, Brian Rose, Rich Roll... etc. how do they get away with this shit. Have long talks with mostly uninteresting characters, and sometimes they just fucking interview each other. How do I get in on the action. On this little scam. Just kidding. I have better things to do. I got Runescape. Sometimes I watch Mishlove. At least he talks to dogs and poltergeists.” ParanormalVideo GamesWaste Of TimePodcastJoe RoganKilling Time Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“Alright I'll admit not all Americans are fucking stupid. I have respect for Carl Rogers, for example. Dude puts a lot of stock in Experience. Personal experience. And what has my experience been? Well. Russia was nice. I had two bicycles and girls liked me. What's not to like? Then they drag me here (Michigan). Make me work my ass off because parents are idiots and don't speak English. I don't get any pussy till 22. And now they say I still owe school loans? Honestly, I don't remember much of school. Seems like some kinda scam to me. What is to be concluded from this? Either my father is a piece of shit, or America is a shithole. Maybe both. Experience.” PsychologyExperienceImmigrationFathers And SonsScamsPhenomenologyCarl RogersUniversity Of Michigan Ann Arbor Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“the root cause of any problem or issue is the first thing that you learn and thus don't question... it is your native language. It's how you begin to structure thought. ENGRISH. Do you speak EAT???!” PhilosophyMathematicsCritical ThinkingLinguisticsPennsylvaniaWeightloss Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“Established early on in life, and still is perhaps my favorite 'intuition pump' is the life of Emily Dickinson. I viewed a short biography recently where an expert, quite frankly states that she really didn't do a whole lot with her time. SHE DIDNT DO ANYTHING. She didn't even get that many poems published while she lived. I guess her parents were well off, but remember, this is the middle of the 19th century, people. So, remember, don't work too hard. and if you do, charge them a whole lotta money. Remember I have an 90 foot motor Yacht on my vision board?” PhilosophyPoetryAmerican LiteratureFuck WorkVision BoardLabor Relations Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“So I saw someone with one of those "home of the free because of the brave" shirts a few days ago. I almost laughed. I tried not to because of the upcoming Veterans day… I guess. Home of the Slaves because of the cowards, I think would be more appropriate. Look at these American wars. Vietnam… Iraq… is that really the “brave” thing to do? Beating up on little countries cuz u’r trying to look brave huh? Cowards. And then they tell me to go work at Kroger? Are you insane? Don’t you know my fucking SAT score, you dumb fuck? Why don’t you go and invade Croatia or something instead. Idiots.” WarFreedomPatriotismAmerican HistoryVeteransCowardsPatriotsMichael Moore Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“I guess I studied a little bit of economics back in my day. Then I read somewhere that economics is a form of brain damage. the more I thought about it the more, it made sense. Any theory of economics that does not include things such as Value, and Effort and the Phenomenon of Unequal distribution of pussy is bullshit. For instance, if you're gonna offer me a job, and I cannot afford to spend some time with a decent looking girl in Vegas once a month, for instance, I think you're not paying me enough.” EconomicsUnemploymentProstitutionEconomics PhilosophyTheory Of EverythingFuck WorkFair Wage Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“You want a story? Fine I'll tell you a story. a true story. Back in 2009. A lot of things were going wrong in 2009… I would go to a room to talk to lawyers about various employers not paying their people enough money. Different thoughts would run through my head. For instance, why, instead of just paying people their wages (it’s not that hard, minimum wage plus overtime where applicable) is this business paying a ridiculous lawyer to come and try to bullshit me… or something. A few years later a different thought would pop in my mind from time to time. Why would the United states federal government hire a hardcore alcoholic like myself (thanks to the University of Michigan) to enforce these Labor laws and run around with a badge and stuff. I’m pretty sure I wasn’t the only one.” EconomicsInsanityUnited States Of AmericaStory Of My LifeLawyers2009Labor LawsUniversity Of Michigan Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“My first job out of college was at 211 W. Fort St. in downtown Detroit. The guy that hired me made about 150k a year and didn't really know, by his own admission, what was going on in his office (Room) during regular business hours. When I resigned, he was kind enough to send me a letter stating that I was in good standing while I was there. The letterhead (211) reminds me that as an alcoholic, I can go ahead and steal Steel Reserve High Gravity beer from Kroger, and they probably aren't going to be any more sophisticated than a Director at the United States Dep. of Labor. Thank God, they are not. That's what Success means to me. You can get your beer, and not worry about catching Covid19 from the Cashiers at these establishments. If you believe it, You can achieve it!!!” InspirationalGovernmentSuccessAbundanceCovid 19AlcoholismStory Of My LifeChickenChicken Soup For The SoulStop Playing Games Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“I don't know what they might call this in law school, but I think it's pretty fucked up and it should be illegal.” JusticeImmigrationStory Of My LifeLaw SchoolNegligenceIntersectionality Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“I don't understand. I didn't get my COVID stimulus. I didn't get any pussy in college. Had to work pretty fucking hard... especially when I was a kid... Im an alcoholic. Possibly because they didn't give me any pussy in college. Why the fuck did my parents drag me to America? I don't understand. I really don't get it. What's good about this? What?” EducationImmigrationPublic PolicyStory Of My LifeFuck Work Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“I mean, I just got to a point, where I was unbelievably exhausted. And I didn't really know why. They kept telling me America. such a nice place. So wonderful. Opportunities! But I get to this place where I'm 22. I'm an alcoholic. I got through fucking college. I got a fucking job. This girl says she likes me. but she's fooling around with some married guy I think. SO PEOPLE DONT FIND OUT. that's her logic. 2 Masters degrees. And I just cant fucking do this shit anymore. I'm not doing shit. Really. Until A. things start making sense. or B. they send me back to Russia. just say I'm a spy. I want a book deal. or C. I get to 65 and I can begin to drink continuously again. That's it. period. end of story. I did have one nice year there where I got to do drugs and smash random pussy. in Philadelphia. Yep. Thank you, Accenture. Much love.” Story Of My LifeFuck WorkUniversity Of Michigan Ann ArborAccenture Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“Once in a while I hear a POP in my head. Possibly from the Disulfiram that Mom puts in my food... without telling me. My heart beats real fast and I cannot consume all of the booze that I intend to for a couple of days. If I die from an Aneurysm or something... This is probably why. It's not the alcohol. Tell the truth, for fuck's sake. Don't fuck with my booze, Please.” AlcoholismStory Of My LifeHypochondriac Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“I think abortion is something you're supposed to do before you get pregnant.” PoliticsAbortionBirth ControlCatholic SpiritualityPlan Ahead Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“and me? Well. you know. my father happens to be a mentally handicapped homosexual who ran away from Russia in 98. But nothing happens in God's world by mistake. History teaches us, the United States does not go to war with countries that have any weapons of mass destruction. So my job here, while I am here, is to start fucking American women in the Ass, when the American military (bunch of cowards) decides to invade some little Arab or south american country. Just to make these dumb shits feel some pain, you know? That's what we've been doing the past 10 years. That's my job. I want to go home, Russia. But these retarded Americans just can't figure it out. so we keep fucking them in the ass. As much as possible. until they stop fucking up little countries that are just trying to get their shit together. Fuck off, America. this Freedom shit isn't working out, you know? it's not working out. I didn't even get any pussy in college.” Special ForcesMilitary Intelligence Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“What all these RETARDS crying to have their 'privacy' back really want is called PEACE OF MIND. and that's between you and God.” JusticeSurveillanceDo The Right ThingThought LeadershipEdward Snowden Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“with us you are not just a number. but if you really want to work here, you better know how to count” MotivationMathSlogansRecruitment Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“People. They're not all bad, but do you really want to risk it? Perhaps that was the unofficial motto of the Soviet Union...” WisdomMotivationalSlogansSurveillanceGood IntentionsWorkers Of The World Unite Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“and ye shall know the truth, and you still want to be free? aghaghaghaghaghaghaghaghaghaghaghaghaghaghaghagha” InspirationalFreedomQuestionsBible StudyGod Bless AmericaSlutsWorkers Of The World Unite Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“я не против устроиться на работу, но Вы должны понимать, что у меня на доске визуализации есть 80-футовая моторная яхта.” OligarchsVision BoardWorkers Of The World Unite Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“some kids can't do drama because their life is a lie” ActingEducationDramaTheatreAuthenticityChild PsychologyThespians Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“I stopped slut-shaming a long time ago, so don't give me shit for living with my mother. It's basically the same thing if you think about it. If you can't grow the fuck up, don't expect me to do a helluva lot of work either.” MotivationPsychologyMgtowSlut ShamingFuck WorkJordan B PetersonWomen Liberation Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“Everyone wants wants a little more than they deserve.” SelfishnessTragedy Of The Commons Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“Everyone wants a little more than they deserve.” SelfishnessMeritTragedy Of The Commons Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“the mind can always trace the genesis of an idea... provided it has enough time to do so...” CreativityInceptionFilm QuotesChristopher Nolan Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“My sponsor is an ex-Navy guy. Buys me lunch on Christmas. I tell him, as long as I am drinking and I have money, things seem to be going well. Now, you just replace “am drinking” with “have oil” there you have the U.S. economy. When I don’t drink for a while… I get a little depressed and anti-Semitic. I tell him, as soon as the United States stops fucking up foreign democracies and stealing their oil, I’ll stop drinking. Unfortunately, looks like neither miracle is going to happen…” SpiritualityDepressionEconomicsOilForeign PolicyAlcoholismVenezuelaOil IndustryFiat Currency Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“the Hoover institution is Blocking my Youtube comments and spreading propaganda. Uh. Ya. No better than China. I mean, seriously.” CensorshipUkraineStanford University2022 Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“So, around age 31, I finally began to connect the dots, I think. The reasons for why women so often act in fucked up, selfish, whorish, hypocritical ways must be the same reasons for why my grandmother loves me unconditionally, and why after years of unemployment my mother still won’t kick me out of her house. It doesn’t make any fucking sense to a rational person (usually a man), but if you do look at the two sides of it… it sort of makes sense… even though it doesn’t… I guess.” WomenPsychologyAnxietyBreakthroughMgtowMoment Of Clarity Author:Dmitry Dyatlov