“Christian - One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife.”
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Famous H. L. Mencken Quotes
“Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”
“Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.”
“A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.”
“Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.”
“We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine.”
“The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.”
“Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.”
“The worshiper is the father of the gods.”
“Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.”
“I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind.”
“Religion is "so absurd that it comes close to imbecility."”
“There is only one justification for having sinned, and that is to be glad of it.”
“There is something even more valuable to civilization than wisdom, and that is character.”
