On an Island that Cost Twenty-Four Dollars
A source page for quotes linked to Irvin S. Cobb.
“If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial. If she doesn't like her, she's very cordial.”
“You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.”
“Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.”
“I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.”
“You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.”
“As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.”
“If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed”
“Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.”
“If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.”
“An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.”
“A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.”
“To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.”