Holes
A source page for quotes linked to Louis Sachar.
“It’s funny how a person can be right all the time and still be wrong.”
“In fact, they were much too cute to be children.”
“You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy.”
“Give me a dollar or I'll spit on you.”
“Rattlesnakes would be a lot more dangerous if they didn't have the rattle.”
“It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealinggreat-great-grandfather!”