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Famous Natasha Leggero Quotes
“I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.”
“The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.”
“Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?”
“Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.”
“College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.”
“Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.”
“How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?”
“The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.”
“Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?”
“I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.”