“The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line.” ThinkingFunnyLinesStandingFellowsNegotiationHalfwayModern LifeDividing Book:Quotoons: a speaker's dictionary Source: Quotoons: a speaker's dictionary
“Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they already have done a good pruning job.” PeopleFunnyJobsFamilyTreeBoastPruning Author:Orlando Aloysius Battista
“A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.” PeopleReasonFunnyWalksDogHumorousReason WhyPetMy DogPuppyCanineDog LoverDog TrainingPuppy DogPet DogOld DogGreat DogPuppies And DogsGreat PetFunny DogInspirational DogDogs And LifeFunny PuppyShort DogPug DogsDog HeavenHeaven And DogsDogs TumblrDog Walking Author:Orlando Aloysius Battista
