Quotoons: a speaker's dictionary
A source page for quotes linked to Orlando Aloysius Battista.
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“The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.”
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“True love doesn't consist of holding hands, it consists of holding hearts.”
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“Nothing adds to a person's leisure time like doing things when they are supposed to be done.”
“Knowledge is power, especially when it is hitched to a workhorse.”
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Source: Quotoons: a speaker's dictionary
“Placing the blame is a bad habit, but taking the blame is a sure builder of character”
“An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.”
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“One of the hardest things to teach a child is that truth is more important than consequences.”
“Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances.”
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“There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice.”
“The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line.”
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“An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.”
“A happy marriage is the world's best bargain.”
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“A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.”
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Source: Quotoons: a speaker's dictionary
“The best eraser in the world is a good night's sleep.”
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“Patience is never more important than when you are at the edge of losing it.”
“Tact is the ability to make a person see lightning without letting him feel the bolt.”
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“Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle.”
“Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.”
“Work is the best wonder drug ever devised by God.”
Source: How to Enjoy Work and Get More Fun Out of Life