“It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.” WritingFame Author:Robert Benchley
“Nine-tenths of the value of a sense of humor in writing is not in the things it makes one write but in the things it keeps one from writing. It is especially valuable in this respect in serious writing, and no one without a sense of humor should ever write seriously. For without knowing what is funny, one is constantly in danger of being funny without knowing it.” ShouldWritingValuesKnowingDangerSeriousValuableNineSense Of HumorBeing Funny Author:Robert Benchley
“If you are one of the hewers of wood and drawers of small weekly paychecks, your letters will have to contain some few items of news or they will be accounted dry stuff.... But if you happen to be of a literary turn of mind, or are, in any way, likely to become famous, you may settle down to an afternoon of letter-writing on nothing more sprightly in the way of news than the shifting of the wind from south to south-east.” IfsWayWritingMindMayHappensTurnsStuffWindFameNewsLettersSouthWoodsEastSettlingDryAfternoonItemsShiftingDrawersPaychecksSettling DownLetter Writing Author:Robert Benchley
“If Shakespeare were alive today and writing comedy for the movies, he would be the head-liner for the Mack Sennett studios.” IfsWritingWould BeTodayComedyAliveStudiosLive For TodayMackWriting Comedy Book:Benchley beside himself Source: Benchley beside himself
“The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.” MenWritingPiecesPaidPublishingWriter's BlockWriting By Writers Author:Robert Benchley
“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.” InspirationalGivingWritingYearsFunnyTimeWorkWrittenTalentFifteenNot Giving UpFunny InspirationalWriting A BookWriters And WritingBook WritingWritten WordFifteen YearsScreenwritingWriting By WritersReading And WritingFunny MotivationalCareer SuccessCreativity And WritingWriters ReadingWriting And ReadingInspiration To WriteFamous WritersReading WritingWriting From Famous AuthorsWriting WordsEditing And WritingSuccessful Writing Author:Robert Benchley
“The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.” WritingComedyObstaclesTypewritersRibbonsBiggest ObstaclesProfessional Writing Author:Robert Benchley
“Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted.” IfsWritingSoulHappensLiteratureComedySpringAdaptedHandyUpheavalGreat Literature Author:Robert Benchley