“My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!”
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Famous Spike Milligan Quotes
“Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.”
Source: The compulsive Spike Milligan
“Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.”
Source: Puckoon
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.”
Source: Hidden Words: Collected Poems
Source: The compulsive Spike Milligan
“I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.”
Source: Milligan's Meaning of Life: An Autobiography of Sorts
“Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.”
“The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.”
Source: Hidden Words: Collected Poems
“Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently”
Source: More Goon Show Scripts
“Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse”