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Famous Spike Milligan Quotes
“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”
“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”
“Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.”
“Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.”
“One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?”
“Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.”
Source: Puckoon
“Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.”