The Book of Mormon
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“I have maggots in my scrotum.”
Source: The Book of Mormon
“I like to fancy myself more of a musician than anything else.”
“It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.”
“Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!”
“Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.”
“I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.”
“Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.”
“Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.”
“You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.”
“Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it.”
“Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.”
“I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.”
“I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.”
“I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.”
“Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.”
“So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.”
“The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.”