The Yogi Book
A source page for quotes linked to Yogi Berra.
“If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up someplace else.”
“If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.”
“90% of the game is half mental.”
“In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.”
“What the hell is wrong with him now?”
“The game was two hours, with the commercials. I wish they did that now.”
“How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.”
“Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.”
“Nobody did nothin' to nobody.”
“If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.”
“Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.”
“Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.”
“The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.”
“80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.”
“Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.”
“You can't make anybody do anything, if they don't want to.”
“You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.”
“Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.”
“If I had to do it all over again, I would do it all over again.”
“Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]”