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Famous Yogi Berra Quotes
“80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.”
“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”
“In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.”
“Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.”
“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”
“You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.”
“The future ain't what it used to be.”
“If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
“I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
“Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.”
“I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.”
“If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.”
“It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.”
“I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.”
“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
“We made too many wrong mistakes.”
“Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.”
“So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.”
“In baseball, you don't know nothing.”
“The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.”
“If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.”
“I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.”
“Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.”
“It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.”
“If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.”
“It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't.”
“How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.”
“I'd say he's done more than that.”