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Famous Yogi Berra Quotes
“What the hell is wrong with him now?”
“The game was two hours, with the commercials. I wish they did that now.”
“How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.”
“Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.”
“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”
“You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.”
“The future ain't what it used to be.”
“If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
“I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
“Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.”
“It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.”
“I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.”
“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
“We made too many wrong mistakes.”
“Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.”
“So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.”
“In baseball, you don't know nothing.”
“The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.”
“If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.”
“It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”
“Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.”