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Famous Yogi Berra Quotes
“Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.”
“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”
“You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.”
“If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
“Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.”
“If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.”
“It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.”
“If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.”
“I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.”
“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
“We made too many wrong mistakes.”
“The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.”
“It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”
“I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.”
“Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.”
“I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!”
“On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."”
“As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental."”
“Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.”