“I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, "You've probably got a woman at every port." Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well.” ThinkingKnowsWorldWayWellsStageSonMomLonelyMy MomMy WayBurnedPirateRomanticismPortBurned OutLonely World Author:Zach Galifianakis
“People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.” PeopleWayTryingProveGuilty Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.” WayI CanTeaMotivatedTea Party Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.” WayFilmGivenWishWaitingGoalBrotherHopefullyMy WayMerchantsDown The RoadIvoryChoosy Author:Zach Galifianakis
“There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life.” PeopleThinkingWayActorsStuffExistenceStupidHollywoodDumbLive Your LifeWay To LiveHollywood MoviesMore To LifePublicistsReally Dumb Author:Zach Galifianakis