“At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?” ThinkingHumorAgeFunnyJokesAppropriateAdoptedHighways Author:Zach Galifianakis
“My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.” HumorFunnyLaughingComedyFocusBrotherJokesAddShoesMy BrotherStringsDistracted Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.” WritingTryingNightThreeWatchesFailingJokesDown AndPops Author:Zach Galifianakis
“Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.” LongDoneJokesFats Author:Zach Galifianakis
“My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.” PeopleLaughingDadJokesMy Dad Author:Zach Galifianakis
