“At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?”
Quote by Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Zach Galifianakis, born on October 1, 1969, is an American comedian known for his distinctive humor and ability to create memorable characters. He has gained widespread recognition for his roles in various television shows and movies. more
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