“The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.” MeanLongAbbreviations Author:Zach Galifianakis
“Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.” LongDoneJokesFats Author:Zach Galifianakis
“There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.” LongArtistLong TimeGirlfriendNo Money Author:Zach Galifianakis
“The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.” ThinkingLongUsedDrinkDown AndDisagreeSenatorsCongressman Author:Zach Galifianakis
“When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.” WritingTryingLongGoalActingWrittenLong TimeGrassBurnedMixturesGigsGreenerBurned OutGrass Is Always Greener Author:Zach Galifianakis
“You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.” IfsKnowsLongSometimesHelpingHoursConcernTiredKickingDeliriumLong Hours Author:Zach Galifianakis
