“I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony.” PeopleWantWritingBlackLandHanging OutFarmsColonyCarolinaAcresNorth CarolinaCabinsAll BlackTractorsNudists Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I don't want my personal life to change. I don't understand why people strive for fame. I know it's ironic for me to be saying this, but this will be the last one I do.” PeopleKnowsWantLastsFameStriveIronicPersonal Life Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."” WantShowsHumorRealityFunnyDiseaseSexuallyReality ShowsMolesSexually Transmitted Diseases Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.” KnowsWantFacesColorRedRageEmbarrassed Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.” ThinkingWantShowsLanguageEdgyEdginessBad Language Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.” WantTryingComic Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.” WantFeelsSometimesActingToolsWhat You WantBurnedMonkeysBurned Out Author:Zach Galifianakis
