“I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.” LooksBeard Author:Zach Galifianakis
“When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.” LooksHardHumorFunnyTablesCheese Author:Zach Galifianakis
“'Baskets' isn't a CBS show. Nothing against that, but this is an off-kilter show on cable that the channel lets you do interesting things. Look, if it works, it works. And if it doesn't, it's just a miniseries.” IfsLooksShowsInterestingWorking ItCablesInteresting ThingsBaskets Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.” IfsLooksInterestingAngryClownWoodySad ClownWoody Allen Movie Author:Zach Galifianakis
“My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.” LooksLittlesGirlfriendMy Girlfriend Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.” YearsLooksNumbersDedicated Author:Zach Galifianakis
