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Famous Zach Galifianakis Quotes
“I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.”
“I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.”
“I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.”
“I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.”
“I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.”
“I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.”
“I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.”
“It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.”