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“Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.”

Quote by Lily Tomlin

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Lily Tomlin is an American actress, comedian, writer, and singer, born on September 1, 1939. Known for her unique sense of humor and profound character portrayals, she is one of the most celebrated comedians of the 20th century. more

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