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Quote by Ben Berger

“It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner.”

Quote by Ben Berger

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Ben Berger, born in Germany in 1897, passed away in 1988. His professional category is currently unknown, and his life experiences and contributions are not yet clear. more

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