Y Quotes
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“You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.”
“You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.”
“You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.”
“You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.”
“You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.”
“You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.”
“You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.”
“You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.”
“You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.”
“You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.”
“You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.”
“You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.”
“You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.”
“You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.”
“You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.”
“You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.”
“You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.”
“You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.”
“You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.”
“You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.”
“You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.”
“You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.”
“You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.”
“You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.”
“You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.”
“You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.”
“You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.”
“You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.”
“You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right”
“You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.”
“You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.”