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“You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.”
“You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.”
Source: Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover: Or A Redneck Look at Fixing Up and Decorating Your House Without Loss of Limbs
“You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.”
Source: The Redneck Doesn't Fall Far from the Tree
“You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.”
“You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.”
“You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.”
“You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.”
“You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.”
“You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.”
Source: You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read
“You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.”
Source: You might be a redneck if--
“You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!”
“You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.”
Source: You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read
“You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.”
“You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.”
“You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.”
“You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.”
“You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.”
“You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.”
“You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.”
“You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.”
“You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.”
“You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.”
“You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.”
“You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.”
“You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.”
“You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.”
“You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.”
“You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.”
“You might be a rock and roll addict prancing on the stage. You might have drugs at your command, women in a cage.”
Source: The Lyrics: 1961-2012
“You might be able to get a certain sound, and in the studio you certainly look at things under a microscope a lot more. You might hear more warmth out of a thicker string gauge. But in the practical world, like with us, we're playing An Evening With... so it's three hours of music, and our music is pretty challenging as far as the technical aspect. And I found after awhile that I was killing myself.”
“You might be able to kiss like a rock star, but you’ve got to get over this macho trip. You don’t own me.”
Source: Alien Promise
“You might be able to thrash your way out of a spiderweb, but thrashing in quicksand doesn’t work. The harder you fight, the more ground you lose. Struggling merely expedites your inevitable defeat.”
Source: Iced: Fever Series
“You might be afraid of the dark, but the dark is not afraid of you. That's why the dark is always close by.
The dark peeks around the corner and waits behind the door, and you can see the dark up in the sky almost every night, gazing down at you as you gaze up at the stars.
Without a creaky roof, the rain would fall on your bed, and without a smooth, cold window, you could never see outside, and without a set of stairs, you could never go into the basement, where the dark spends its time.
Without a closet, you would have nowhere to put your shoes, and without a shower curtain, you would splash water all over the bathroom, and without the dark, everything would be light, and you would never know if you needed a lightbulb.”
Source: The Dark
“You might be afraid of the dark, but the dark is not afraid of you. That’s why the dark is always close by.”
“You might be alone at the moment... But someday... You'll definitely find nakama! No one is born in this world to be alone!”
“You might be an interested guy, an interested reported then I get to know you and then I know you're this also and you're this also and you may hide it in a certain way. That's what I love.”
“You might be an introvert if you were ready to go home before you left the house.”
Source: Healology
“You might be anything. You might be having any organization, you might be having any position in life, you might be any great personality, makes no difference to God. What is important is that: are you seeking?”
“You might be better served if she didn't wake. What happens when she discovers how you've deceived her? When she realises her role in your plan?'
I try not to move, try not to let a twitch of muscle or a tightening of my body give away that I am conscious and listening.
Oak's voice is full of resignation. 'She will have to decide how much she hates me.'
'Kill her while you can,' says the old general, softly. He sounds regretful but also resigned.
'That's your answer to everything,' Oak says.
'And yours is to throw yourself into the mouth of the lion and hope it doesn't like your savour.”
Source: The Stolen Heir
“You might be called crazy and a madman over what you believe is right, but that's what people do. In turn, give them that permission in order for you to take back your power: let the useful idiots and know-nothings mock a courage they'll never possess.”
“You might be chatting sociably with friends, and suddenly you notice that they're all flapping their hands at at their faces. You're all sitting there like a bunch of chickens - all flapping away. You hardly notice that you're doing it because it's such a habit. All clutching at your clothes to try and flap some cool air in, And all of you are bright red in the face." Sally, 58”
Source: Menopause: The Guide for Real Women
“You might be dying, but you’re not dead yet, you miserable wretch, now get up and do something before you allow your brother’s
sacrifice and everything we all have lost to be for nothing.”
Source: Lightlark
“You might be everything that you don’t want to be. Yet, change is not found in some wholesale discarding of who you are, or in reveling in some misguided notion that you can actually do that in the first place. Change is found in accepting who you are and bringing the whole of yourself into the process of maximizing who you are. Then suddenly, you will find yourself wishing to discard none of who you are, and therefore holding onto every piece of everything that you’ve now become.”
“You might be far from Allah, but, He is close to you! Turn to Him and you will find Him.”
“You might be feeling sick or a little down, but the second you hit the stage and hear the crowd, you're ready to perform. That's what a true performer is.”
“You might be in pain, but you still have purpose.”
Source: A Broken Blade
“You might be locked in a world not of your own making, her eyes said, but you still have a claim on how it is shaped. You still have responsibilities.”
“You might be looking for reasons but there are no reasons.”
Source: Hold Still
“You might be looking forward to working, falling in love, marrying, raising a family. You are told that you should expect to find a job paying so much, where your hours are so much, where your responsibilities are so much.
That is what is expected of you. And if you live up to it, it will be an awful waste.
If you expect that, you will be limiting yourself.”
“You might be offered oatcakes as well as bread (especially in the north). If these do not tempt you, consider eating "horse-bread." This is made from a sort of flour of ground peas, bran, and beans–if contemporaries look at you strangely, it is because it is not meant for human consumption.”
Source: The Time Traveller's Guide to Medieval England: A Handbook for Visitors to the Fourteenth Century