“You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.”
Source: How Many Women Does It Take to Change a Redneck?
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“You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.”
“You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.”
“You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.”
Source: There's No Place Like (A Mobile) Home For The Holidays: A Redneck Christmas
“You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.”
“You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.”
“You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.”
“You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.”
“You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.”
“You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.”
“You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.”
“You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.”
“You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.”
“You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.”
Source: You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read
“You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.”
“You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.”
“You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.”
“You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.”
“You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.”
“You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.”
“You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.”
“You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.”
“You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.”
“You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.”
“You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.”
“You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.”
Source: You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read
“You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.”
Source: No Redneck Left Behind: Facing the Real World After Gettin' Your Diploma
“You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.”
“You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.”
“You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.”
“You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.”
“You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.”