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“He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.”

Changed Baby Drinking Alcohol Beer More Time Contests Beer Drinking

Book:Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More

Source: Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More

“Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer.”

Baby Drink Beer Milk

Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock'n'roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships very seriously in life. I'm tired of the image of the father as a fat, beer-chugging, stupid guy. That image has to change. I'm changing it, baby, one city at a time.”

Stills Guy Father Parent Cities Modern Rocks Stupid Baby Dad Tired Fats Beer Rock N Roll I'm Tired Being A Parent Modern Day Stupid Guy

Author:Jim Breuer

“I had to learn quick, because I was performing in Cinco de Mayo festivals with babies crying and people lifting their beers, and you know the feather dancers would come, and they'd say, "What are you, a poet? You're next".”

People Knows Next Cry Poet Baby Beer Performing Dancer Feathers Festivals Lifting Cinco De Mayo

Author:Sandra Cisneros

“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”