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“Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer.”

Baby Drink Beer Milk

Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?”

Ifs Thinking Giving Guy Baby Drink Planning Pregnant Adoption

Author:Chelsea Handler

“Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I can't wait till them calves are done so I can get ME a hit of that stuff."”

Men I Can Done Happens Stuff Waiting Baby Drink Milk Cows Calves Drink Milk

Author:Jerry Seinfeld

“I saw a dead elephant in one of Kenya's natural reserves. Around her were footprints of her baby elephant. This was just so sad, as three days before, perhaps the mother was still taking the baby around to play and to drink water. In her mind, she probably was thinking they had a life of decades to be together. However, the poaching happened so fast and everything collapsed. Without the protection of the mother, the baby elephant is likely to die too. That moment changed me.”

“Milk is for babies. Human beings are the only species that drinks milk into adulthood and besides that we prefer to drink the milk of another species (enslaved cows and goats), and we have come to consider it normal when, it is actually a pretty perverse form of sexual abuse!”

Humans Form Human Beings Baby Drink Normal Abuse Species Milk Cows Adulthood Goats Drink Milk

Author:Sharon Gannon

“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”

“I think of the chimp, the one with the talking hands. In the course of the experiment, that chimp had a baby. Imagine how her trainers must have thrilled when the mother, without prompting, began to sign her newborn. Baby, drink milk. Baby, play ball. And when the baby died, the mother stood over the body, her wrinkled hands moving with animal grace, forming again and again the words: Baby, come hug, Baby come hug, fluent now in the language of grief.”

Source: The Collected Stories of Amy Hempel

“They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?”

Want Needs Trying Littles Names Blood Baby Drink Ties Scream Tied Tied Up

Book:Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story

Source: Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story

“I'm telling you, if aliens landed on earth today and took a good hard look at why babies get born, they'd conclude that most people had children by accident, or because they drink too much on a certain night, or because birth control isn't one hundred percent, or for a thousand other reasons that really aren't very flattering.”

People Ifs Looks Children Hard Reason Today Earth Night Certain Born Too Much Baby Birth Drink Thousand Percent Hundred Accidents Aliens Flattering Birth Control

Author:Jodi Picoult