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“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”

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Author:Milton Berle
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“What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.”

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Book:Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care: 9th Edition
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“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”

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Book:Twain: Wit and Wisecracks
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“If you're like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children. This was inevitable. Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income.”

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Book:The World According to Dave Barry
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“Youth fades, love droops, the leaves of friendship fall; A mother's secret hope outlives them all.”

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Book:Professor At The Breakfast Table
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“Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep.”

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Author:H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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“I wondered how long it took for a baby to become yours, for familiarity to set in. Maybe as long as it took a new car to lose that scent, or a brand-new house to gather dust. Maybe that was the process more commonly described as bonding: the act of learning your child as well as you know yourself.”

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Book:Handle with Care: A Novel
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