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“Now, in the sixties we were naive, like children. Everybody went back to their rooms and said 'We didn't get a wonderful world of just flowers and peace and happy chocolate, and it won't be just pretty and beautiful all the time,' and just like babies everyone went back to their rooms and sulked. 'We're going to stay in our rooms and play rock and roll and not do anything else, because the world's a nasty horrible place, because it didn't give us everything we cried for.' Right? Crying for it wasn't enough.”

World Giving Children Said Enough Play Beautiful Rooms Wonderful Rocks Cry Flower Baby Horrible Chocolate Cried Sixty Nasty Rock And Roll Naive Wonderful World

Author:John Lennon

“A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, 'I had more leg room in the womb.'”

Said Born Rooms Baby Birth Legs Flight Womb Airline Southwest Airlines

Author:Conan O'Brien

“I'm not sure if my husband is going to be there when I actually have the baby. He said the only way he's going to be in the room when there's a delivery is if there's a pizza involved.”

Ifs Way Said Rooms Baby Involved Husband Not Sure My Husband Pizza Delivery Childbirth

Book:Tickled Pink: A Comic Novel

Source: Tickled Pink: A Comic Novel

“On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.”

Ifs Way Mind Hard Found Rooms Changed Baby Grandmother Grandparent Delivery Having A Baby Delivery Room

Author:Phyllis Diller

“One of the most essential and mundane of human activities - taking care of children - requires high levels of anxious vigilance. ... [Parents] dare not risk assuming that the sudden quiet from the toddlers' room means they are studying with Baby Einstein. Visualize fratricidal stranglings and electric outlets stabbed with forks: this is how we have reproduced our genomes.”

“In the home we make certain distinctions about functions of rooms and corridors; we do not deliver the groceries straight into the baby's crib. In hospitals we do not take the food trolleys right through the operating chamber, and we rarely have the recreation room next to the convalescent room. We sort out the functions. We have to sort out the functions of the city and the streams of traffic and re-create arterial systems that allow us to breathe ... the shape, pattern and sense of community which you expect if it were a home.”

“I hate to admit this, but before we had a baby I was kind of weirded out by breastfeeding. It looked strange, and I was always like, Look away! Ignore it, ignore the boobs in the room, move along, nothing to see here!”

Looks Kind Moving Hate Rooms Strange Baby I Hate Breastfeeding

Author:David Alan Basche

“I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.”

Heart Kind Book Lying Reading Names Rooms Seeing Baby Walking Girlfriend Your Girlfriend Sydrian Funny Girlfriend

Book:The Fiery Heart: A Bloodlines Novel

Source: The Fiery Heart: A Bloodlines Novel

“I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.”

Humor Funny Rooms Baby Miscarriage Walmart

Author:Jim Norton

“I had an unusually large-sized head, though this was not uncommon for a baby in the Midwest. The craniums in our part of the country were designed to leave a little extra room for the brain to grow in case one day we found ourselves exposed to something we didn't understand, like a foreign language, or a salad.”

Littles Country Found Language Grows Rooms Brain Cases Baby One Day Extras Exposed Salad Uncommon Foreign Language Midwest

Author:Michael Moore

“It's unusual to spend even three full hours away from my newborn baby, it's like a piece of my body is back in the hotel room, and it does feel strange. But I love my work, though, it's not just a job for me, punching in my time card. I've always loved what I do, it's what makes me happy and I figure if I'm happy I'll be a good Mum too.”

Ifs Feels Doe Body Jobs Three Hours Rooms Pieces Figures Strange Baby Cards My Time Hotel Unusual Mum Make Me Happy Newborn Hotel Rooms Punching Newborn Baby

Author:Naomi Watts

“The worst part of directing is always seeing the first assembly. It's devastating. It really is. It's like going into the delivery room and you can't wait to see your baby, and it's a crocodile.”

Firsts Waiting Rooms Seeing Worst Baby Assembly Delivery Crocodiles Delivery Room

Author:David Ayer

“I'm a rock 'n' roll baby. I was one of the last actually born into rock, in the middle of it. My mother was a promoter, so I grew up with rock stars. When I was little, people like Jimi Hendrix were walking around in the living room.”

People Littles Lasts Mother Stars Born Rooms Middle Rocks Baby Grew Walking Grew Up Rock N Roll Rock Star Living Room Hendrix Promoters

Author:Ari Up

“I used to walk into a party and scan the room for attractive women. Now I look for women to hold my baby so I can eat potato salad sitting down.”

Looks I Can Used Walks Rooms Party Baby Sitting Attractive Potatoes Salad Sitting Down My Baby Attractive Woman Potato Salad

Author:Paul Reiser

“My pacifism came after I joined the army and was shipped over to Korea. There was a little one-room orphanage there called Song-do. There were 180 babies in there, and they were GI babies. The U.S. government would not acknowledge this, and the Korean government had nothing to do with them. They were living on a 100-pound bag of rice a month. Some of those kids, when they were old enough, would go out and shine shoes. They would show up at the gate of our compound to shine shoes, and you'd swear they were looking for their fathers.”

Littles Enough Shows Government Kids Song Father Rooms Baby Months Army Shining Shoes Acknowledge Bags Pounds Gates Swear Korea Rice Living On Korean Compounds Pacifism Orphanage Gis

Author:Utah Phillips

“I love to receive babies into this world, so crawling around on my knees in the birth room is my best place, and most often you can still find me there.”

World Stills Rooms This World Baby Birth Knees Find Me Crawling Best Place

Author:Robin Lim

“I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby!”

Thinking Men Way Made Different Together Father Rooms Powerful Baby Different Ways Very Powerful Rumours Powerful Man Suing

Author:Matthew Perry

“Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.”

People Ifs Children Sometimes House Space Rooms Baby Exciting Shoes Tiny Pairs Creepy Toss Crutches Hallways Pair Of Shoes

Author:Amy Sedaris

“When a book comes from the publisher and you see it for the first time... Of course it's not remotely like seeing a baby for the first time, but I can remember with each book what room I was in when I opened it. That would be excitement, though, I think. Not pride.”

Thinking Firsts I Can Book Would Be Remember Courses Rooms Seeing Pride Baby First Time Excitement Publishers

Author:Colm Toibin

“I was born twice: first, as a baby girl, on a remarkably smogless Detroit day in January of 1960; and then again, as a teenage boy, in an emergency room near Petoskey, Michigan, in August of 1974.”

Firsts Girl Born Rooms Boys Baby Teenage Emergencies 1960s August Detroit January Michigan Baby Girl Emergency Room

Book:Middlesex

Source: Middlesex

“Sometimes,' said Pooh, 'the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.”

“Down in the city are the nice houses and the so-so houses and the lovers making out in dark yards and the babies crying for their moms, and I wonder if, other than Jesus, has this ever happened before. Maybe it happens all the time. Maybe there's angry dead all over, hiding in rooms, covered with blankets, bossing around their scared, embarrassed relatives. Because how would we know?”

Ifs Knows Happens House Jesus Dark Rooms Cities Wonder Nice Happened Cry Baby Mom Lovers Angry Scared Covered Hiding Embarrassed Yards Blanket Nice House

Author:George Saunders

“I took my coffee into the dining room and settled down with the morning paper. A woman in New York had had twins in a taxi. A woman in Ohio had just had her seventeenth child. A twelve-year-old girl in Mexico had given birth to a thirteen-pound boy. The lead article on the woman's page was about how to adjust the older child to the new baby. I finally found an account of an axe murder on page seventeen, and held my coffee cup up to my face to see if the steam might revive me.”

Source: The Magic of Shirley Jackson

“Danse Russe If I when my wife is sleeping and the baby and Kathleen are sleeping and the sun is a flame-white disc in silken mists above shining trees,-- if I in my north room dance naked, grotesquely before my mirror waving my shirt round my head and singing softly to myself: "I am lonely, lonely. I was born to be lonely, I am best so!" If I admire my arms, my face, my shoulders, flanks, buttocks against the yellow drawn shades,-- Who shall say I am not the happy genius of my household?”

“Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No Ranger. His eyes locked on Diesel. 'Not the psycho,' he said. Diesel blew out a sigh. My father turned to my mother. 'Get me the carving knife. Make sure it's sharp.”

Said Eye Mother Father Rooms Baby Married Confused His Eyes Knives Locked Sigh Getting Married Psycho Rangers Diesel Carving

Author:Janet Evanovich

“The baby dove into the room, transforming grotesquely as it landed on the floorin a deft sumersault”

Rooms Baby Transforming Dove

Author:Brandon Mull

“Time, Baby - so much, so much time left until the end of my life - sometimes I go crazy at how slowly time passes yet how quickly my body ages. But I shouldn't allow myself to think like this. I have to remind myself that time only frightens me when I think of having to spend it alone. Sometimes I scare myself with how many of my thoughts revolve around making me feel better about sleeping alone in a room.”

Thinking Feels Ends Sometimes Body Age Left Sleep Rooms Crazy Baby Scare Feel Better My Thoughts Time Passes Time Left Sleeping Alone

Book:Life After God

Source: Life After God

“Papa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. I'm not a child or a baby anymore, so I'm allowed to speak my mind. And if you don't wish to hear it, just tell me so and I'll go into another room-but I'll speak it anyway. I want this for myself as much as I've never wanted the diplomatic corps and I'm going to get it-even if I have to do it alone. Excuse me.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Want Mind Children Wanted Speak Wish Simple Decision Rooms Baby Excuse Ashamed Diplomatic Excuse Me Papa My Most Excellent Year

Author:Steve Kluger

“But even with my minimal amount of fame, there are certain perks. Recently, I was at a movie premier, and at the party after the movie, Meryl Streep was loose, walking around the room like a normal person. Absolutely nothing was preventing me from lunging toward her and shrieking "Dingoes ate my baby! Dingoes ate my baby!”

Persons Certain Rooms Party Baby Amount Walking Fame Normal Absolutely Nothing Preventing My Baby Perks Dingoes

Author:Augusten Burroughs

“Acheron kissed her lightly on the cheek. "Rest. We'll be back when he needs you." He watched her climb into bed before he took his nephew down to his room. "Well, it appears to be just the two of us, little one. What say you we get naked, drunk and find us some wenches?" The baby actually smiled up at him as if he understood. Acheron nodded. "So that's it, eh? Barely a month old and you're already lecherous. You are your father's son.”

Ifs Needs Wells Littles Two Father Rooms Son Baby Months Bed Understood Naked Drunk Climbs Cheeks Need You Back When Nephew Two Of Us Wenches

Book:Acheron

Source: Acheron

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