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“The idea of regretting not doing this seemed insane to me. Sitting in the corner at a bar at age 60, saying: 'I could've been Bond. Buy me a drink.' That's the saddest place I could be. At least now at 60 I can say: 'I was Bond. Now buy me a drink.'”

I Can Ideas Age Regret Drink Sitting Corners Bars Insane Birthday Saddest

Author:Daniel Craig

“I was getting hot flashes and sweats on a regular basis. That's not normal, even for my age.”

Age Normal Bases Hot Aging Birthday Sweat Flash 50th Birthday Hot Flashes

Author:Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

“At my age, no one is married, no one has kids, no one has a career.”

Kids Age Careers Married Aging Birthday 50th Birthday

Author:Lena Dunham

“I feel like a lot of the female relationships I see on TV or in movies are in some way free of the kind of jealousy and anxiety and posturing that has been such a huge part of my female friendships, which I hope lessens a little bit with age.”

Way Feels Kind Littles Has Beens Age Bits Tvs Huge Anxiety Little Bit Female Jealousy Birthday Female Friendship

Author:Lena Dunham

“I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else.”

Ifs Stills Age Today Half Minutes Married Aging Birthday 50th Birthday

Author:Rod Stewart

“At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum!”

Ifs Two Hands Age Pieces Aging Diets Birthday Cake Balanced 50th Birthday Birthday Cake Chum Balanced Diet

Author:Abraham Lincoln

“In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!”

Age Opportunity Minutes Aging Excellent Birthday Naps 50th Birthday

Author:Bill Cosby

“Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!”

Age Today Aging Rounds Birthday 50th Birthday

Author:Dave Barry

“Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!”

Should Years Age Today Remember Five Aging Excited Five Years Birthday Five Year Olds 50th Birthday

Author:Franklin P. Adams

“At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.”

Hard Age Aging Birthday Get Back Getting Older Growing Old Growing Older 50th Birthday Funny Aging Youth And Old Age Funny Age Staying Young Old Age Humor

Author:H. H. Asquith

“I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.”

Years Heart Stills Age Courses Memories Effects Aging Lifetime Sorry Knees Birthday Void I'm Sorry 50th Birthday Expired Warranty

Author:Kin Hubbard

“Drink, eat, jump and dance as much as you can stand tonight, but not too much, because you are fifty now.”

Age Too Much Drink Aging Fifty Birthday Tonight 50th Birthday

Author:Menachem Mendel Schneerson

“There's nothing stressful about turning 50 except people reminding you about it.”

People Birthday Stressful Reminding 50th Birthday Turning 50

Author:Muhammad Ali

“Happy birthday! Hope your 50s will be as awesome as your 40s.”

Age Aging Birthday 50th Birthday

Author:Richard Griffiths

“Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday!”

Age Today Optimism Aging Birthday Realistic Halfway Not Happy 50th Birthday

Author:T. S. Eliot

“50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?”

People Ifs Years Love Is Fifty Birthday Finding Yourself What You Love 50th Birthday Doing What You Love Inspirational Birthday Turning 50 Fifty Year Olds

Author:Jim Carrey

“I do think I feel it but you don't think you are cause at a certain time you are no age but you don't think you are anything. You feel the life you have lived. I feel that. It's been a long fifty years.”

Thinking Feels Years Long Age Certain Causes Fifty Birthday 50th Birthday

Author:Bob Geldof

“Except ye become as little children, except you can wake on your fiftieth birthday with the same forward-looking excitement and interest in life that you enjoyed when you were five, "ye cannot enter the kingdom of God." One must not only die daily, but every day we must be born again.”

Children Littles Age Dies Interest Born Five Aging Kingdoms Enjoyed Excitement Birthday Kingdom Of God Born Again Inspirational Birthday Interest In Life Turning 50

Author:Dorothy L. Sayers

“At fifty the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore.”

Inspirational Inspiration House Break Fire Fifty Birthday Stairs Attics

Book:Fear of Fifty

Source: Fear of Fifty

“Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face.”

Should Hard Age Faces Young Week Office Aging Fishes Posts Birthday Bags Plastic Wet 50th Birthday Post Office Over 50 Plastic Bags

Author:Richard Griffiths

“Fifty years old, 212 fights, and I'm still pretty.”

Years Stills Age Fighting Aging Fifty Birthday 50th Birthday Inspirational Birthday Fifty Year Olds

Author:Muhammad Ali

“You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.”

Knows Mind Age Know How Aging Birthday Broads Getting Old 50th Birthday

Author:Red Skelton

“Brain power improves by brain use, just as our bodily strength grows with exercise. And there is no doubt that a large proportion of the female population, from school days to late middle age, now have very complicated lives indeed.”

Use Age School Grows Brain Doubt Middle Exercise Late Female Population Complicated No Doubt Proportion Birthday Middle Ages 60th Birthday Brain Power School Days Complicated Life

Author:A. N. Wilson

“A lot of music you might listen to is pretty vapid, it doesn't always deal with our deeper issues. These are the things I'm interested in now, particularly at my age.”

Might Age Deals Issues Deeper Birthday 60th Birthday Vapid

Author:Annie Lennox

“At the age of 20 I bought a used Fiat 127. This was the only one I could afford!”

Age Used Birthday 60th Birthday Age Of 20

Author:Carlos Ghosn

“It's not the normal way to look at things but I experienced death at a really young age and because of that it's been part of my mental landscape that death is really very possible.”

Way Looks Age Young Normal Landscape Birthday Young Age 60th Birthday

Author:Cate Blanchett

“I've an enormous respect for my mother who at the age of 39 raised three children, and I grew up with my grandmother in the household. And so it was a really strong household of women - my poor brother! It was great growing up with so many generations of women.”

Children Age Mother Three Strong Poor Growing Up Growing Generations Brother Grew Grew Up Raised Enormous Birthday Grandmother Household My Grandmother 60th Birthday

Author:Cate Blanchett

“What makes us a bit nervous is, in this instant age, to release something that might take more than one listen. Where everything is instantly judged on YouTube or something! It's a bit like releasing a horse and cart on a racetrack.”

Might Age Bits Horse Nervous Release Instant Birthday Judged Youtube Carts 60th Birthday

Author:Chris Martin

“I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don't know for sure.”

Thinking Knows Has Beens Helping Age Difficult Influence Rocks Chaos Violent Backgrounds Eras Birthday Coming Of Age Punk Punk Rock 60th Birthday

Author:Craig Ferguson

“I grew up on the golden age of children's TV.”

Children Age Tvs Grew Grew Up Golden Birthday 60th Birthday Golden Age

Author:Edward Norton

“Even truth needs to be clad in new garments if it is to appeal to a new age.”

Ifs Needs Age Appeals Birthday New Age Garments 60th Birthday

Author:Georg C. Lichtenberg

“Age for me is just a number.”

Age Numbers Birthday 60th Birthday

Author:Haile Gebrselassie

“My view is pensioners don't have the one option that people of working age have. They can't really increase their income, because they are no longer able to work.”

People Age Able Views Increase Income Birthday 60th Birthday

Author:Iain Duncan Smith

“Work is transformative. It gives you a greater chance of a greater income. You can affect your life while you're of working age, so you have scope and opportunity. Pensioners do not.”

Giving Age Opportunity Chance Greater Income Birthday Scope 60th Birthday

Author:Iain Duncan Smith

“I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this; it just doesn't feel right at my age.”

Feels I Can Age Birthday Feels Right 60th Birthday

Author:Jack Nicholson

“I want to be part of the resurgence of things that are tangible, beautiful and soulful, rather than just give in to the digital age. But when I talk to people about this they just say, 'Yeah, I know what you mean,' and stare at their mobiles.”

People Knows Want Giving Mean Age Beautiful Yeah Staring Birthday Digital Tangible 60th Birthday Digital Age Soulful Resurgence

Author:Jack White

“It's hard for women at my age in Hollywood, but I'm not discouraged.”

Hard Age Hollywood Birthday Discouraged 60th Birthday

Author:Jane Fonda

“The reality is sobering: in the United States one in three girls will become pregnant before age 20, totaling more than 750,000 girls per year.”

Years States Reality Age Girl Three United United States Birthday Pregnant 60th Birthday

Author:Jane Fonda

“We can no longer waste time and money. Every day, more than 2,000 girls in America, age 15-19, give birth - in the wealthiest, most educated nation in the world! Neither you nor I should accept this statistic.”

World Giving Should Age America Girl Nations Accepting Birth Waste Educated Birthday Wasting Time 60th Birthday Time And Money

Author:Jane Fonda

“I've never worried about age.”

Age Worried Birthday 60th Birthday

Author:Jeanne Moreau

“What is amazing for a woman of my age is that I change as the world is changing-and changing very, very fast. I don't think my mother had that opportunity to change.”

Thinking World Age Mother Opportunity Birthday 60th Birthday Opportunity To Change

Author:Jeanne Moreau

“Reason is a crutch for age, but youth is strong enough to walk alone.”

Reason Enough Age Literature Strong Walks Youth Birthday Strong Enough Crutches

Author:John Dryden

“Today more than ever we need creative minds to address the issues of the age. And one of the most urgent is this: How can humanity know so much, achieve so much, and still fail so many people so badly?”

People Knows Needs Mind Stills Age Today Humanity Creative Issues Failing Achieve Birthday Addresses Urgent 60th Birthday Creative Mind

Author:Abdallah II

“I feel more mature than most people my age.”

People Feels Age Birthday Mature 60th Birthday

Author:Leighton Meester

“At my age it is unseemly to be pessimistic.”

Age Literature Birthday Pessimistic

Author:Naguib Mahfouz

“Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.”

Has Beens Age Perfect Fire Youth Birthday 60th Birthday Fire Extinguishers

Author:Navjot Singh Sidhu

“We tried not to age, but time had its rage.”

Age Rage Birthday 60th Birthday

Author:Patti Smith

“I ask you to pray for me, for once age has overtaken us, we find consolation only in religion.”

Age Artist Asks Praying Birthday Consolation Pray For Me

Author:Paul Cezanne

“The wonderful thing about age is that your knees don't work as well, you can't run down steps quite as easily and obviously you can't lift heavy weights. But your mind doesn't feel any different.”

Feels Mind Wells Different Running Age Steps Wonderful Weight Heavy Lifts Knees Birthday Wonderful Things 60th Birthday Heavy Weights

Author:Roger Moore

“Almost all of your life is lived by the seat of your pants, one unexpected event crashing into another, with no pattern or reason, and then you finally reach a point, around my age, where you spend more time than ever looking back. Why did this happen? Look where that led? You see the shape of things.”

Looks Reason Happens Age Life Is Events Shapes Patterns Seats Birthday Unexpected More Time Pants Looking Back 60th Birthday Unexpected Events Shape Of Things

Author:Ron Perlman

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