Best Birthday Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings Page 21

“I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives.”

Knows Hate Party Break Pieces I Hate Birthday Cake Candle Break Out Birthday Party Hives

Author:Cat Deeley

“During our journey there were two occasions that we celebrated by honoring someone's talent. Everyone is recognized by a special party, but it has nothing to do with age or birthdate - it is in recognition of uniqueness and contribution to life. They believe that the purpose for the passage of time is to allow a person to become better, wiser, to express more and more of one's beingness. So if you are a better person this year than last, and only you know that for certain, then you call for a party. When you say you are ready, everyone honors that.”

“When is man strong until he feels alone?”

Men Feels Strong Birthday

Author:Robert Browning

“When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.”

Firsts Ends Party Special Celebrate Excitement Birthday Bags Magnificence First Birthday

Book:The Lord of the Rings: One Volume

Source: The Lord of the Rings: One Volume

“Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.”

Home Reality Age Funny Night Middle Humorous Sitting Witty Rings Birthday Sunday Weekend Saturday Telephones Friday Middle Ages Saturday Night Saturday And Sunday

Author:Ogden Nash

“So OK, it's your special big Four-O birthday But don't expect me to be obsequious and fawning You, being you, can't possibly be a good example So do try, at least, to serve as a warning”

Trying Bigs Funny Four Special Example Meaningful Birthday Warning Good Examples 40th Birthday

Author:John Walter Bratton

“Be pleased to look forward, And pleased to look behind, Count today, your 40th, and each birthday With a grateful mind.”

Mind Looks Today Funny Behinds Grateful Meaningful Birthday 40th Birthday

Author:John Walter Bratton

“As it's your 40th birthday This, we'd like to say May you be bathed in goodness, happiness and sunshineness On this, your special day.”

May Funny Special Goodness Meaningful Birthday 40th Birthday

Author:John Walter Bratton

“Throw all caution to the wind, today, on your 40th No need to have wisdom and sage But tomorrow, as you start your 5th decade Do try to act more your age”

Needs Trying Age Today Funny Wind Tomorrow Decades Meaningful Birthday Sage Caution 40th Birthday

Author:John Walter Bratton

“I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.”

Age My Friends Aging Nine Fifty Birthday Forty Vines Berries 50th Birthday

Author:Ogden Nash

“At 50, you probably get muddled? I'm the same, that's how I know? If you ever get lost, don't worry? Just change where you want to go”

Ifs Knows Want Age Lost Worry Aging Birthday 50th Birthday

Author:John Walter Bratton

“At 50 you now have realized ?Getting old isn't fair? And that it's hard to make a comeback ?When you haven't gone anywhere”

Hard Age Gone Havens Fairs Aging Birthday Getting Old Comeback 50th Birthday

Author:John Walter Bratton

“As it's your 50th birthday The very best of cheers to you Truthfully, I'm just being selfish Coz now I am so cheerful, too Happy, Cheerful Birthday”

Age Aging Selfish Birthday Cheer Just Being Cheerful 50th Birthday Being Selfish

Author:John Walter Bratton

“Yes, you're very very old But try to think of it as not being cursed After all, in a hostage situation You'd be released first!”

Thinking Trying Firsts Situation Birthday Cursed Hostage

Author:John Walter Bratton

“Being vintage like a fine wine Should make you proud of being old And being mature like a cheese Certainly explains the mould! Fester on undaunted into your 7th decade”

Should Fine Proud Wine Decades Birthday Mature Cheese Vintage Mould Fine Wine Being Old Undaunted Like Fine Wine

Author:John Walter Bratton

“Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility?”

Loss Awful Birthday Utility Buddy 60th Birthday Mobility

Author:John Walter Bratton

“My goodness, you're 60 already, already Time is a thief But still, you're only as old as your tongue And a little bit older than your teeth Have a wonderful birthday”

Littles Stills Bits Wonderful Goodness Little Bit Tongue Teeth Birthday Thieves

Author:John Walter Bratton

“Congratulations on turning 60 Now you can wear what you like No one cares, and more particularly You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike'”

Care Fine Birthday Ems Congratulations No One Cares

Author:John Walter Bratton

“It's a good thing wrinkles don't start 'til you're 50ish. So, wrinkles, then Happy 60th, and then Just think, you'll be 70 In just those short years, numbering ten”

Thinking Years Ten Good Things Birthday Wrinkles

Author:John Walter Bratton

“On your birthday today, don't Look up 'Life Expectancy' coz I suspect As you've reached 60, you want to be happy, Trust me, you'll be depressed.”

Want Looks Today Look Up Birthday Suspects Trust Me Want To Be Happy Expectancy Life Expectancy

Author:John Walter Bratton

“Don't be pessimistic Because, today, the sun hasn't shone It probably won't next year And you'll then be 61”

Years Today Next Sun Birthday Next Year Pessimistic

Author:John Walter Bratton

“You won't now tell people you're in your 60′s Indeed, you'll have to pretend, no end That you're close to being 70 Let me be the first to agree, old friend”

People Firsts Ends Let Me Agree Birthday Old Friends

Author:John Walter Bratton

“You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th”

Years Acting Gold Crisis Birthday Midlife Midlife Crisis

Author:John Walter Bratton

“Don't think of 60 as ten years older than 50. Think of it as only 1 year older than 59 Go ahead, as it's your birthday Delusion, today, is just fine”

Thinking Years Today Fine Ten Birthday Delusion

Author:John Walter Bratton

“Congratulations! If I may be so bold Only 40 years to go Before you're a century old Just saying”

Ifs Years May Century Birthday Congratulations Just Saying

Author:John Walter Bratton

“If age was temperature, You'd be getting hotter Happy 60th degree You, hot shotter”

Ifs Age Degrees Hot Birthday Temperature Hotter

Author:John Walter Bratton

“On your 60th, here's something philosophical To give the old grey matter a stir How old would you be If you didn't know how old you were?”

Ifs Knows Giving Matter Know How Philosophical Birthday Grey Old You Grey Matter

Author:John Walter Bratton

“You're 60 But honestly it doesn't show Mind you, you reached the age of consent About 50,000 consents ago!”

Mind Shows Age Honestly Birthday Consent Age Of Consent

Author:John Walter Bratton

“True Friends are the bacon bits In the salad bowl of life. How true I read that and straight away, My thoughts turned to you And especially today on your 60th These special wishes I send Have a really wonderful birthday My special "bacon flavored" friend”

Today Wish Bits Wonderful Special Birthday Bowls My Thoughts True Friend Salad

Author:John Walter Bratton

“Consider this on your birthday You've got life's struggle beaten For 60 years you've ate And avoided being eaten”

Years Struggle Birthday Beaten Avoided

Author:John Walter Bratton

“You've reached your 60th birthday, Bill To the year, the day, the hour You've been a lifelong country boy Along with Lily, your flower And Robin...that's the name of a bird And Dawn...that says it all”

Years Country Names Hours Boys Flower Bird Bills Dawn Birthday Lifelong Lilies Robins 60th Birthday Country Boy

Author:John Walter Bratton

“You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.”

“I think the biggest disease the world suffers from in this day and age is the disease of people feeling unloved. I know that I can give love for a minute, for half an hour, for a day, for a month, but I can give. I am very happy to do that, I want to do that.”

People Thinking Knows World Want Giving I Can Feelings Age Suffering Hours Half Minutes Months Disease Birthday This Day Very Happy Unloved 30th Birthday Being Unloved

Author:Princess Diana

“The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved.”

People Feelings Age Disease Aging Birthday This Day 50th Birthday Unloved Being Unloved

Author:Princess Diana

“I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait.”

“I love physical kinds of comedy and getting down and dirty and doing stunts. When I was growing up, I was always getting into fights with guys and usually punching out boys my age because I was a lot bigger and tougher. So I'm naturally accustomed to putting myself into the headspace of a girl who can take care of herself.”

Kind Care Age Guy Girl Fighting Boys Growing Up Comedy Growing Bigger Down And Take Care Dirty Birthday Accustomed Naughty 60th Birthday Punching

Author:Cameron Diaz

“Happy birthday greetings and warmest wishes, too May today, tomorrow, everyday Be truly happy for you.”

May Today Wish Tomorrow Everyday Birthday Greetings Truly Happy Birthday Greetings

Author:Margaret Brown

“When superstition is allowed to perform the task of old age in dulling the human temperament, we can say goodbye to all excellence in poetry, in painting, and in music.”

Humans Age Belief Painting Tasks Excellence Positive Atheism Old Age Birthday Goodbye Superstitions Farewell Temperament Saying Goodbye

Book:Selected Writings

Source: Selected Writings

“A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.”

“In January 1962, when I was the author of one and a half unperformed plays, I attended a student production of 'The Birthday Party' at the Victoria Rooms in Bristol. Just before it began, I realised that Harold Pinter was sitting in front of me.”

Play Rooms Party Half Fronts Students Sitting Productions Birthday Realised January Victoria Birthday Party Bristol Pinter

Author:Tom Stoppard

“If I have the power to post 'Happy Birthday' on someone's Facebook page and make them feel really good, it feels really good to make other people feel really good. I love it. I'm a huge Facebook and Twitter person. And I love talking to my fans. It's fun.”

People Ifs Feels Persons Fun Talking Fans Huge Pages Posts Birthday Facebook Page

Author:Rebecca Mader

“If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.”

Ifs Tvs Eating Suits Dumb If I Could Birthday Junk My Birthday Junk Food

Author:Anita Baker

“If every year is a marble, how many marbles do you have left? How many sunrises, how many opportunities to rise to the full stature of your being?”

Ifs Years Opportunity Left Birthday Sunrise Marble Stature

Author:Joy Page

“I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it.”

Thinking Firsts Numbers Cutting Wife Daughter Tradition My Wife Birthday My Daughter Cake Homemade Birthday Cake First Birthday

Author:Willie Geist

“I love the big fresh starts, the clean slates like birthdays and new years, but I also really like the idea that we can get up every morning and start over.”

Years Ideas Bigs Morning Clean Get Up Birthday New Year Every Morning Starting Over Slate Fresh Start Clean Slate

Author:Kristin Armstrong

“I love a card. You know, cards? At birthdays? I collect them.”

Knows Cards Birthday

Author:Adele

“I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in a bookstore together. I like to receive reference books on my birthday.”

People Thinking Giving Book Together Novel Particular Occasions Birthday Bookstores My Birthday

Author:Daniel Handler

“I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just 'Happy birthday!' because it's this emblem of childhood and a happy day.”

Childhood Complicated Symbols Birthday Cake Load Symbolic Tempting Emblems Happy Day Birthday Cake

Author:Aimee Bender

“I have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties.”

Play Language Party Company Birthday Multiple Ipods Birthday Party

Author:Yigal Azrouel

“I got my first camera when I was 21 - my boyfriend gave it to me for my birthday - but at that point politics was my life, and I viewed the camera as a tool for expressing my political beliefs rather than as an art medium.”

Firsts Art Political Belief Tools Cameras Mediums Birthday My Birthday My Boyfriend Political Beliefs

Author:Carrie Mae Weems

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