Birthday Quotes
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“Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.”
“Birth may be a matter of a moment, but it is a unique one.”
“If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.”
“When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense.”
“A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.”
“Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.”
“The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.”
“The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.”
“The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.”
“I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.”
“We can't reach old age by another man's road.”
“A benefit consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.”
“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.”
“We grow neither better or worse as we get old, but more like ourselves.”
“If you survive long enough, you're revered - rather like an old building.”
“I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”
“A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache.”
“The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible.”
“Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.”
“The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.”
“Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.”
“Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.”
“The trouble with our age is that it is all signpost and no destination.”