“Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder.” PeopleFunnyUsedWaitingWhiteChangedHollywoodTownsUsed To BeCaliforniaEnvelopesPowder Author:Jay Leno
“A lot of bands have intense names, like "Rigor Mortis" or "Mortuary". We weren't that intense, we called ourselves "Injured". Later on we changed it to "Acapella" when we were walking out of the pawn shop.” HumorFunnyNamesChangedWalkingBandIntenseShopsInjuredPawnsRigorWalking OutRigor MortisMortuaryPawn Shops Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I got married. My wife changed her name. I know some women have a problem with that. But I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name. So call me old-fashioned, but this fella does what the Bible tells.” KnowsDoeProblemWantedFunnyNamesComedyWifeChangedMarriedMy WifeGirlfriendCall MeOld FashionedFellasOld Girlfriend Author:Jim Gaffigan
“I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still.” LooksStillsLightFunnyScienceNightTechnologyChangedStandingStanding StillHeadlightsStrobe Lights Author:Steven Wright
“The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.” SaidHumorFunnyNamesChangedEightItems Author:Steven Wright
“I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building...I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet. Two little kittens nearby saw what happened and one turns to the other and says, "See, that's how it's done."” MindLittlesTwoDoneHumorFunnyLastsTurnsSawsHappenedFeetMinutesChangedBuildingSuicideCommitJumpingKittenLast MinuteFlippedJumping Off Author:Steven Wright