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“When everything happens to you when you're so young, you're very lucky, but by the same token, you're never going to have that same feeling again. The first time anything happens to you - your first love, your first success - the second one is never the same.”

Firsts Feelings Happens Young Lucky First Time First Love Tokens

Author:Lauren Bacall

“New York became the first state to ban talking on hand-held cell phones while driving. First-time violators could receive a fine of $100, with an additional mandatory six-month jail sentence if your ringer plays a Latin-themed novelty song.”

Ifs Firsts States Play Hands Song Talking New York Fine Months Six First Time Phones Sentences Driving Cells Latin Jail Six Months Novelty Cell Phone Bans

Author:Jon Stewart

“Everyone, everywhere, and all the time, used to laugh at me when I was growing up. So, when I was around 18, I thought, 'I'll become a comedian, and then if everyone laughs at me, I'll be famous.' So I went on stage one night and, for the first time in my life, everyone stopped laughing at me.”

Ifs Firsts Used Night Laughing Growing Up Growing Stage First Time Comedian One Night

Author:Emo Philips

“That's why you have to like a guy like Charles Manson. Say what you will about Manson - he's one of the only people with the decency to look like a dangerous maniac the first time you meet him.”

People Firsts Looks Guy Dangerous Danger First Time Decency Maniacs Manson

Author:Richard Jeni

“Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.”

Men Firsts Guy Enjoy Nice Baby First Time Sensitive Cried Nice Man

Author:Garry Shandling

“Oh, this is fun - went to a nude beach for the first time. Yeah, that's what I thought. You ever been to a nude beach? Thought it would be all sexy and hot. Oh my God, what a flubber fest! Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked - didn't make me want to take off my clothes, made me want to take out my contacts.”

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Author:Carol Leifer

“I'm in a new club, by the way. And I don't know if you're first timers like I am, but I'm in the 'I Just Dropped My Cell Phone In My Own Piss' Club. Have you done that? Yeah, good times. I'm on the phone and I forget that I'm using shoulder technique. Urinals were taken so I went in to use the regular john. And as I'm standing there, mid-conversation, I'm like 'Are you serious?' and it just started to toboggan right down my powerful chest.”

Ifs Knows Way Firsts Done Use My Own Forget Powerful Taken Serious Conversation First Time Standing Yeah Phones Clubs Technique Shoulders Cells Good Times Chests Cell Phone Standing There Timer

Author:Dane Cook

“I don't like scary films. I watched Psycho for the first time recently, alone in the house at night. That was a mistake. I had to call my friend to come over.”

Firsts Film Night House Mistake My Friends First Time Scary Psycho

Author:Martin Sheen

“I can honestly say that I am happier now than I have ever been. For the first time in my life I feel free.”

Feels Firsts I Can Honest First Time Honestly

Author:LaToya Jackson

“Even when I was young I wanted to be an actress. I knew the actors and the paparazzi. It was just kind of always in my landscape. It was never directed at me, but it was always somewhere so I could see how it operated and I could see it from afar and go 'Wow, that's not really glamorous, it's kind of exhausting not having any privacy.' So it was never something I pursued. The first time I saw the billboard for Pretty Little Liars I almost got into a car accident!”

Firsts Kind Littles Wanted Young Actors Saws Car First Time Accidents Actresses Landscape Privacy Liars Wow Pursued Glamorous Exhausting Paparazzi Afar Billboards Car Accident

Author:Troian Bellisario

“A friend of mine had his own theatre company, and he jumped me in like I was in a gang. And once I came in, it was just that simple. For the first time in my life, I felt, 'This is a career, this is a life that I think I can grow old doing.' It was love at first sight. I loved being on stage and reading these plays. It was great.”

Thinking Firsts I Can Play Reading Grows Felt Simple Company Careers Stage Mines First Time Sight Theatre Love At First Sight Gang

Author:David Alan Grier

“My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?”

Way Firsts Art Said Remember Lying Mother House Left Party Drug First Time Hug Uncles Lie To Me Hug Me

Author:Artie Lange

“I've always been funny. I look back in the day, when I would take the mic from my dad in church and just start goin', at age six, the first time I did it. I think 14 was when I knew I wanted to do it and promote my own comedy shows at the church. Then, everyone would come.”

Thinking Firsts Looks Shows Age Wanted Church My Own Comedy Dad Six First Time My Dad Back In The Day Mics Comedy Shows

Author:Brandon T. Jackson

“Before I would view Rob Reiner as this really annoying pest. Every time he'd come on TV or talking about smoking, I found my blood pressure go up. I just met-really met Rob for the first time last week and told him how much I admire him. He's done more than anyone else in the industry.”

Firsts Done Lasts Found Views Talking Blood Week Tvs Industry Mets First Time Pressure Admire Smoking Annoying Blood Pressure Pests

Author:Joe Eszterhas

“Green screen, you know, it's been interesting, it's my first time to ever work with green screen technology, and it's, sometimes it can be really boring because you're like wow, I've got to really imagine all of this stuff around me. But it's low maintenance, which is nice, um, and it's not as hard as I thought it would be, so.”

Knows Firsts Sometimes Hard Would Be Stuff Interesting Technology Nice Imagine Lows First Time Green Boring Screens Wow Maintenance

Author:Jaimie Alexander

“I went to the International Ballet competition when I was 15 or 16 and that was the first time I competed. I didn't get very far but it was the first time that I realized what I needed to do to become a dancer. I realized how hard it was.”

Firsts Hard Needed First Time Competition International I Realized Dancer Ballet

Author:Joan Chen

“The first time when you can really get a sense of what the movie is going to look and feel like is when you're in a casting room and seeing it.”

Feels Firsts Looks Rooms Seeing First Time Casting

Author:David Michod

“I remember reading Dave Barry for the first time and being like oh my God I can't believe you can do this. Watching Mel Brooks and Monty Python and SNL and all that stuff really informed me as a writer and then at high school I started a satire magazine and the college like The Lampoon really introduced me to like you know a lot of very like-minded people who really wanted to like comedy was the center of their lives.”

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Author:Nicholas Stoller

“After the make-up process, I was like, "I never want to do a sci-fi movie where I'm in make-up for seven months." It's interesting. It was my first time ever getting prosthetics. They put this goopy stuff all over your head and they tell you it's like a facial, but it's actually very claustrophobic. All they have are these places where your nostrils are and I kept thinking that they were closing up, but they were like, "No, we're looking at it." So, they made a mold of my face.”

Thinking Want Firsts Made Faces Stuff Process Interesting Months First Time Seven Over You Sci Fi Closing Mold Facial Prosthetics Seven Months Sci Fi Movie Closing Up

Author:Tinsel Korey

“he first make-up crew had three test runs, so by the time we were shooting, they got it down to three hours. They switched make-up crews for Eclipse and they never had any test runs, and they had to figure out what the other team had done, so the first day, I was in the chair for eight hours. But, they adjusted the scar from New Moon to Eclipse. The first time, there was more pullage on my face, so I had a hard time eating. It didn't hurt, but it was uncomfortable.”

Firsts Hard Done Running Faces Three Hours Hurt Team Figures Moon Eating First Time Tests Eight Shooting Uncomfortable Hard Times Chairs Scar Crew Eclipse New Moon

Author:Tinsel Korey

“Chris was involved in that casting process. It was a different feel because New Moon was the first time that the Wolf Pack got together. With Eclipse, we were already established, so I didn't have that same bond or connection with David. It was very technical. He had a vision and an idea of what he wanted to do.”

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Author:Tinsel Korey

“The first time you went to the gym, to be trained and worked out, there'd be about four or five wrestlers, they'd take you to heavy calisthenics and then they beat the tar out of you... after you got tired. If you came back the next day they'd do the same thing. After about four days of you surviving this punishment, then maybe they might show you how to wrestle. That was to teach respect.”

Ifs Firsts Shows Might Next Teach Five Four Beats First Time Tired Heavy Punishment Gym Next Day Surviving Wrestler Calisthenics

Author:George Steele

“When we encounter the world of ideas for the first time, we easily get overwhelmed. Scripture is telling us, 'Don't be distracted by the details. Cut to the core by asking, What is its idol?' Whatever functions as its God substitute will shape everything else.”

World Firsts Ideas Cutting Shapes First Time Function Asking Details Core Scripture Encounters Substitutes Idols Overwhelmed Distracted

Author:Nancy Pearcey

“As all my friends said, 'Linda, enjoy this time.' It wasn't enjoyable the first time because they're were too many questions. But I think I've lived a solid life. You can look at who I've been, good, bad or indifferent.”

Thinking Firsts Looks Said Enjoy My Friends First Time Indifferent Enjoyable

Author:Linda Blair

“As a matter of fact my, my very first time singing when I was two and a half, three, was in church. So, ahm, church is very, very much a part of who I am.”

Firsts Two Matter Facts Three Church Half Singing First Time Who I Am Matter Of Fact

Author:Teddy Pendergrass

“The photographer must possess and preserve the receptive faculties of a child who looks at the world for the first time.”

World Firsts Looks Children First Time Photographer Preserves Faculty Receptive

Author:Bill Brandt

“Cheating gets easier every time it's done. It's only hard the first time, when one feels the sting of morality and the guilt of betraying someone's trust.”

Feels Firsts Hard Done Morality Easier First Time Guilt Cheating Betray

Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“My ambition was always to show aspects of daily life as if we were seeing them for the first time.”

Ifs Firsts Shows Seeing Ambition First Time Aspect Daily Life My Ambition

Author:Brassai

“Words mean what they're generally believed to mean. When Charles II saw Christopher Wren's St. Paul's Cathedral for the first time, he called it "awful, pompous, and artificial." Meaning roughly: Awesome, majestic, and ingenious.”

Firsts Mean Saws First Time Awful Artificial Cathedrals Ingenious Majestic Pompous Wrens

Author:S.M. Stirling

“I recall that, the first time I met a Geordie speaker, it was some days before I could understand a single word he was saying.”

Firsts Mets First Time Speakers Recalls Single Word

Author:Larry Trask

“I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles... because I didn't know.”

Knows Firsts Remember Sex First Time Capes Goggles

Author:Eugene Mirman

“The first time I had sex, I didn't know what I was doing. It was a relief when the whole thing was over after just 45 minutes.”

Knows Firsts Whole Sex Minutes First Time Relief

Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“The earliest stand-up comedy I was aware of was Bill Cosby. I watched Saturday Night Live as soon as I was aware of it, and Monty Python used to be on PBS at weird hours, so I used to try to watch that. And I loved George Carlin on SNL, that was the first stand-up I ever really remember seeing on TV. And then Steve Martin. I guess I was in fifth or sixth grade when Steve Martin showed up, and he was instantly my idol. And Richard Pryor around the same time too, I sort of became aware of him, though I don't remember the first time I saw him.”

“People love talking about when they were young and heard Honky Tonk Women for the first time. It's quite a heavy load to carry on your shoulders, the memories of so many people.”

People Firsts Young Memories Talking Heard First Time Heavy Shoulders Load Good Memories Heavy Loads Tonks

Author:Mick Jagger

“Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.”

Firsts Able Watches Growing First Time Silver Suspects Usual Growing Old

Author:Gary Gulman

“I'm street smart. You can't con me. But that's just from living in New York. Now if a guy came from Mississippi somewhere, Ohio somewhere, to New York City for the first time, he don't have the street smarts. You can take him.”

Ifs Firsts Guy Cities Streets New York Smart First Time New York City Mississippi Ohio Street Smart

Author:J. B. Smoove

“When I was probably in middle school I saw the mini series Angels in America for the first time and I think Mary Louise Parker's performance in that first of all sparked a deep obsession with Mary Louise Parker, but I also really love Amy Adams because she gets to do comedy and drama so consistently.”

Thinking Firsts School America Saws Comedy Middle Drama Angel First Time Performances Series Obsession Mary Consistently Amy Middle School Angels In America

Author:Grace Phipps

“The most frequently asked question I hear first-time entrepreneurs ask is, 'How do I know when to launch my product?' The answer, more often than not, should be: 'Now!'”

Knows Should Firsts Asks Answers Products First Time Entrepreneur

Author:Naveen Jain

“This is the first time I've been in a WTA final so it's really great to make it here in Auckland. I'm so tired I can't stand on my feet any more. Today the key was to run and run and finally I put a lot of pressure on her and she started to miss on the big points.”

Firsts I Can Bigs Running Today Feet Missing Keys First Time Pressure Tired Finals Really Great

Author:Marion Bartoli

“The first time I walked on a stage I knew that was what I was created to do. I knew that there was a calling and a sense of purpose in my life that gave me fulfillment and a sense of destiny.”

Firsts Purpose Destiny Stage Calling First Time Fulfillment

Author:T. D. Jakes

“...I use primal imagery, so maybe it's fitting that I use the most primitive of cameras [pinhole cameras]. Since there's no viewfinder, the image is much more of a surprise - as if some outsider came and looked at earth for the first time.”

Ifs Firsts Use Earth First Time Cameras Surprise Primitive Outsiders Imagery Fitting Primal

Author:Barbara Ess

“For the first time in the history of photography, we can study the real-time production of snapshot making - globally! (On Flickr and other photosharing websites)”

Firsts Real Study Photography First Time Productions Website Snapshots Flickr History Of Photography

Author:Joachim Schmid

“Every time I come to Europe, I'm just as excited as I was my very first time, which was many, many years ago. I love that part of the world, and I especially love the fans.”

World Years Firsts Fans First Time Europe Years Ago Excited

Author:Dolly Parton

“I discovered photography completely by chance. My wife is an architect; when we were young and living in Paris, she bought a camera to take pictures of buildings. For the first time, I looked through a lens - and photography immediately started to invade my life.”

Firsts Young Chance Wife Building Photography First Time Cameras My Wife Paris Architect Lenses

Author:Sebastiao Salgado

“This is an album of songs that I've always loved, tunes that I heard. For the first time in 53 years of recording, I really had control over an entire album, start to finish.”

Years Firsts Song Heard First Time Albums Tunes

Author:Etta James

“'The Tube' was the first time the plebs had gone on the television. The lunatics taking over the asylum.”

Firsts Gone Television First Time Tubes Asylums

Author:Jools Holland

“'In Utero' was the first time I'd made an album that reached into the dark side. I remember the conflict and the uncertainty. I remember all those things when I hear 'Pennyroyal Tea.'”

Firsts Made Remember Sides Dark Conflict First Time Albums Tea Uncertainty Dark Side

Author:Dave Grohl

“It is a very wonderful experience indeed, when, at fifty years old, you suddenly discover that for the first time in your life, you are really free to be yourself.”

Years Firsts Wonderful First Time Being Yourself Fifty Old You Wonderful Experience Fifty Year Olds

Book:I leap over the wall: a return to the world after twenty-eight years in a convent

Source: I leap over the wall: a return to the world after twenty-eight years in a convent

“The first time I stepped on an NBA court I became a businessman.”

Firsts First Time Court Nba Businessman

Author:LeBron James

“I met my father for the first time when I was 28 years old. I made up my mind that when I had children, my children were going to know who their father was.”

Knows Years Mind Firsts Children Made Father Mets First Time My Children

Author:Will Smith

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