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“After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.”

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Author:P. J. O'Rourke

“I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.”

“Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.”

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Author:George Bernard Shaw

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”

Source: Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend

“Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.”

Source: The Note-books of Samuel Butler: Easyread Comfort Edition

“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”

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Author:George Carlin

“The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare.”

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Author:Ed Begley, Jr.

“America knows nothing of food, love, or art.”

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Author:Isadora Duncan

“The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.”

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Author:P. J. O'Rourke

“McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.”

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Author:Robert Downey, Jr.

“Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.”

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Author:Finley Peter Dunne