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“A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.”

“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.”

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Author:Robert Frost

“Indiana's governor is coming under fire for a new law that some people feel is anti-gay. The governor now says he is not anti-gay. Then immediately afterwards he said, 'April Fools.' It wasn't his best joke.”

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Author:Conan O'Brien

“As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.””

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Author:Al Yankovic

“Actually, we did a fun April Fools' thing with Google a couple of years ago, which we called Virgle. And we looked for volunteers to go on a one-way trip to Mars.”

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Author:Richard Branson

“Surprisingly, a large number of people who fell out with their partners contacted us, saying that they would love to fly on a Virgle spaceship. But out of April Fools' jokes come real things, and I wouldn't be surprised, within the next 50 years, [if] there are one-way trips heading out into space with people on it. It would be very exciting.”

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Author:Richard Branson

“Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.”

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Author:Charles Lamb

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”

Book:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

“The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.”

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Author:George Orwell

“I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.”

“A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.”

“Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.”

“April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.”

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Author:Mark Twain

“The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.”

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Book:The works of Shakespeare

Source: The works of Shakespeare

“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

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Author:Will Rogers