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“If even dying is to be made a social function, then, grant me the favor of sneaking out on tiptoe without disturbing the party.”

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Author:Dag Hammarskjold

“Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.”

Men Book Humor Funny Watches Husband Function Combination Piano Addresses My Husband Multiple Telescopes Address Books

Author:Rita Rudner

“Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all it's thermal and mechanical functions fail, thus rendering all human endeavors ultimately pointless. Just to put the gig in some sort of context.”

Humans Humor Funny Law Universe Courses Failing Function Down And Endeavor Collapse Slow Down Gigs Pointless Rendering Entropy Slowing Of Context Thermal

Author:Bill Bailey

“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”

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Book:The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry

Source: The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry

“Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they are open.”

“Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.”

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Author:Victor Borge