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“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”

“If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.”

“The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!”

“To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter.”