“I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.”
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“If God made anything better than women, I think he kept it for himself.”
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”
“A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.”
“Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.”
“Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.”
“There’s always an article coming out, saying, ‘The new thing is funny women!’”
Source: Let's Just Say It Wasn't Pretty
“It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.”