“If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.” IfsGivingSeemsFunnyDrinkGiving UpDrinkingWittyAlcoholBeerSmokingResolveDrankLoving YouDrinking AlcoholFunny DrinkingBeer DrinkingDrinking BeerGreat DrinkingFunny AlcoholAlcohol DrinkingDrinking FunnyGreat AlcoholFunny BeerFunny Beer DrinkingSmoking And DrinkingChampagne DrinkingDon't Drink AlcoholDrink MilkDon't Drink And DriveGiving Up Smoking Author:Clement Freud
“I ain't got no time for a Caribbean cruise, just give me a song and a beer.” GivingSongWorkGive MeBeerCruiseCaribbean Author:John Fogerty
“Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer. But oh, good Lord, the verse you make, It gives a chap the belly-ache. The cow, the old cow, she is dead; It sleeps well the horned head: We poor lads, 'tis our turn now To hear such tunes as killed the cow. Pretty friendship 'tis to rhyme Your friends to death before their time. Moping, melancholy mad: Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lad.” GivingWellsEnoughTurnsStuffSleepPoorLordClearStupidDrinkHumorousMadRateBeerTunesMelancholyCowsVersesRhymeBellyAchePipeLadChapsSleep Well Author:A. E. Housman