“If you're a fish and you want to be a fish-stick, you have to have very good posture.” IfsWantHumorFunnySeaRiversSticksVery GoodFishesBoatLakesFishingPostureGood Posture Author:Mitch Hedberg
“What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.” KnowsShouldTwoHumorFunnySeaRiversFishesBoatTwo ThingsLakesFishingChickensPenguinsFish Tanks Author:Dave Attell
“You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.” KnowsWantShowsHumorFunnySeaTvsLateRiversFishesBoatLakesFishingLet It GoTrout Fishing Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Look at the limes in this drink, how they float. That's good news. Next time I'm on a boat, and it capsizes, I will reach for a lime. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.” LooksHumorFunnyNextDrinkNewsSavedBoatNext TimeGood NewsFloatsLimesBuoyancyCitrus Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.” NeedsGivingTwoHumorFunnyTenBoatCentsTipping Author:Groucho Marx
“The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.” LongHas BeensTwoHumorFunnyLegsShouldersBoatSilverEggs Author:Chic Murray