“Wit is artificial; humor is natural. Wit is accidental; humor is inevitable. Wit is born of conscious effort; humor, of the allotted ironies of fate. Wit can be expressed only in language; humor can be developed sufficiently in situation.” HumorLanguageBornNaturalEffortSituationFateConsciousWitInevitableIronyArtificial Book:Essays in Idleness Source: Essays in Idleness
“I have no patience with anyone born after World War II. You have to explain everything to these people.” PeopleWorldWarHumorBornGenerationsWar Of The WorldsWorld War IiWorld War INo PatienceI Have No Patience Author:Selma Diamond
“Immigrants bring to America the values of faith in God, love of family, hard work and self reliance - the values that made us a great nation to begin with. We've all seen those values in action, through the service and sacrifice of more than 35,000 foreign-born men and women currently on active duty in the United States military.” MenMadeSelfHardStatesHumorActionAmericaPoliticalValuesNationsBornUnitedUnited StatesSacrificeMilitaryDutyHard WorkMen And WomenActiveGod LoveImmigrantsFaith In GodSelf RelianceRelianceFamily LovePolitical HumorGreat NationsUnited States MilitaryService And Sacrifice Author:George W. Bush
“About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.” HumorPoliticalNationsBornPercentCiviliansPolitical HumorWorkforce Author:George W. Bush
“We must have the attitude that every child in America - regardless of where they're raised or how they're born - can learn.” ChildrenHumorAmericaPoliticalBornAttitudeRaisedPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“You'll be riding along in an automobile. You'll be the driver perhaps. You're a Christian. There'll be several people in the automobile with you, maybe someone who is not a Christian. When the trumpet sounds you and the other born-again believers in that automobile will be instantly caught away - you will disappear, leaving behind only your clothes and physical things that cannot inherit eternal life. That unsaved person or persons in the automobile will suddenly be startled to find the car suddenly somewhere crashes.” PeoplePersonsHumorChristianSoundBornReligiousBehindsCarEternalClothesLeavingCaughtDisappearBelieverDriversRidingCrashEternal LifeAutomobileTrumpetsBorn AgainPhysical Things Author:Jerry Falwell
“I saw a lady on TV, she was born without arms. That's sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the meaning of the word 'can't'." That, to me, is even worse in a way. Not only is she missing arms, but she doesn't understand simple contractions. It's easy, Lola - you just take two words, put them together, take out the middle letters, put in a comma, and you raise it up!” KnowsWayDoeSaidTwoHumorFunnyTogetherEasyBornSimpleSawsMiddleMissingTvsArmsLettersRaisesThey SaidContractions Author:Mitch Hedberg
“When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.” HumorFunnyBornDaughterRoundsMy DaughterYellowJaundice Author:Milton Jones
“He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.” PeopleDoeHumorChristianFunnyBornMistakeFocusStupidMixturesBorn Again Author:Marc Maron
“When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!” SaidHumorWantedFunnyJoyFatherBornBoys Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.” HumansStatesBodyHumorFunnyFallBornMinutesConstantDecayFalling ApartHuman Body Author:Adam Ferrara