“Remember that the wit, humour, and jokes of most mixed companies are local. They thrive in that particular soil, but will not often bear transplanting.” HumorFunnyRememberCompanyHumourParticularBearsJokesWitLocalsSoilThrive Book:Lord Chesterfield's Letters Source: Lord Chesterfield's Letters
“I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said, "Screw it. Cut 'em up!"” ThinkingSaidShowsHumorBigsFunnyCompanyCuttingBallsIntentionTennisEmsThey SaidScrewsPotatoesInitialsRubberLaid BackTennis BallsPringles Author:Mitch Hedberg
“You know when a company wants to use letters in their phone number, but often they'll use too many letters? "Call 1-800-I-Really-Enjoy-Brand-New-Carpeting." Too many letters, man, must I dial them all? "Hello? Hold on, man, I'm only on 'Enjoy.' How did you know I was calling? You're good, I can see why they hired you!"” KnowsMenWantI CanUseHumorFunnyEnjoyNumbersCompanyCallingLettersPhonesBrandsHelloBrand NewDid You KnowPhone Numbers Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Being sued by your own record company, that's even better than receiving a Grammy” HumorFunnyCompanyRecordsReceivingRecord CompaniesGrammy Author:Neil Young
“Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! Fry her!! Fry her!"” MadeHumorFunnyMovingCompanyStreetsWanderBeerNun Author:Dylan Moran
“I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!” HumorFunnyCompanyCalendarsInsurance Companies Author:Rodney Dangerfield